Doublespeak

"Activist Judge": one who doesn't rule the way you want.

Million Miles Away

Beer Battered Deep Fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder

Nummie

Action!

My movie pitch:

Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson make out.
You want a plot? Fine. They fight crime.
Get on it, Hollywood.

Over-caffeinated My Ass

I don't know where the people drinking those giant coffees are in Seattle, but they aren't
on the streets.

Testing Testing

Simple Pleasure

Ghod I do like making jaywalkers jump back onto the curb.